June 23, 2015
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Naughty Hindi Jokes Collection

Husband Aaj Raat ka Kya Progrm Hai?
Wife : Munna So Jaye Phir.
Husband : Munna Abi Soya Nahi hai?
Munna Bola : Maa ki izzat Khatre mein hai,
Neend kaise Aayegi.
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Santa : veg aur non-veg me kya farak hota h?
Banta : film dekhte waqt agar aankh me pani aaye to veg,
aur agar underwear me aaye to non-veg.
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Santa Banta kee ghar pehli baar aaya,
Yaar Tera munda ta bilkul tere jaisa lagda h,
Banta : Sale dhire Bol,
yeh Padosi kaa hai. sabxi lene aaya hai.
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Suhaag Raat Ko Salim Ne Salma Ki Taangen Uthaayi,
To Wo Rone Lagi,
Salim : Kya Hua salma ? 
Salma : Kuch Nahi, wo Javed Bhai yaad aa gaye,
Unka bhi yahi style tha.
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Mom : ye batao hath me kitni ungliyan hoti hai,
Banta : ji 6.
Mom: oye pagal, tujhe kitni bar kaha h,
ki chaddi me hath dalkar mat gina kar. 
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Boy to girl : aaj tumne belt gutno par kyu bandhi h.
Girl: maine mom se promise kiya hai,
ki tumhe belt se niche touch nahi karne dungi.
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Wife : mujhe br* chaiye paise do.
Husband : itne chote-chote to h bra ki kya jarurat h,
Wife : aapne apne liye chaddi li tab maine kuch bola tha. 
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Kelewala : Kele, Le Lo kele,
Madam : bhaiya, kele to pilpile hai. Kadak aur lambe do,
Kelewala : Arey madam,
kabhi to khane ke liye liyaa karo.
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